Some weeks ago I put on a raincoat for the first time and I got a little too excited about it.

I love the “Keep on Truckin’” pose.

I’ve always liked that The Raccoons one.

That’s shit from a butt.

I want schnitzel. But there’s no more room. If only it was wafer-thin.

What a whopper!

Yes!

What a beauty!

If Konami is never going to give us the story of how Dracula was permanently destroyed by Julius Belmont in 1999, then it should be made into a miniseries at least.

Yeah, they eat bugs I don’t like. But it was scaring people so I took it outside.