When there was a giant hole in my ceiling for a month some of the insulation fell out and I guess they didn’t replace it when they patched the hole, cuz ever since I can hear my upstairs neighbor snoring as if he were sleeping in between Phil and I
Leaving my apartment is humiliating
New pill conundrum: take the pill to prevent the thing from happening but be careful cuz the pill might also cause the thing to happen
Forcing myself to eat a whole snack that I’m not enjoying so that I won’t have to eat it at another time
Rings of Power looks like it was styled by a Christian
The regret I felt after saying bless you to somebody who sneezed, and then proceeded to play videos on their phone at full volume at the airport
3:35am reading Lewis and Clark’s journal entries and slamming peanut butter mini m&ms
There’s no better feeling than seeing somebody you really hate getting into a new passion that’s so authentically them… and it’s conveniently also the dumbest looking thing ever
