It's a masterpiece

The first roast chicken I ever wanted to give belly rubs to

Oh, I see. Still quite a stretch.

Pretty bizarre to label the person saying “leave me alone” as the bully.

Started reading this in my head to the tune of “That’s Amore”

❤️

Thank you. ❤️ And thank you for the important work that you do!

Third conclusion: The manner in which you dismiss teenaged girls will be the same manner in which I dismiss you. It’s usually lazy nonsense couched in -isms I don’t want to be anywhere near and spouted by people who have no idea what teenaged girls are like. (17/17)

Second conclusion: It’s never a bad time to tell someone you admire them or care about them. This isn’t the first time something like this has happened to me. Maybe it won’t be the last, but I feel like it should be a far less frequent occurrence now. (16/17)