LIZ: Jenna. Stop rewriting all the intros the reporters give you. JENNA: Come on, Liz — “Tim Walz went on the Smartless podcast?” That’s BORING. LIZ: I have to go talk to legal because you called Jason Bateman a “walking sex riot.” JENNA: where’s the lie, Liz?

(Sadly, there are no Jenna Maroneys at NPR — certainly not in the host chairs — so I’ll have to really think about how this should go.)