“It happens.” Anthony Weiner

JFC man. Did Sirianni break your brain??

I will occasionally remember that when asked for his favorite bit of comedy, Mitt earnestly replied Laurel & Hardy. Do with that what you like.

Mitt has a certain kind of charm if you’ve spent time around devout LDS people. It’s definitely odd if you’re not around lots of LDS people, but he’s like three or four dorky ass dads you will meet in UT or neighboring states.

The advance team probably hates him more than the rest of us.

My kids go to a small private school that is super red hat friendly and even though they’re almost 11, they already recognize the BS. One said to me MAGA is a dumb slogan because “America is already great so what are you talking about, dummies” and, yeah. It was cool.

GOP candidate: I identify as a Nazi! GOP voters: ehhhh, I dunno, sounds like it was taken out of context GOP candidate: I like tranny midget clown porn! GOP voters: ………. but you *do* hate the libs, right????

Yup. Very depressing.

Every rally lately is just him doing the Col. Jessop, “YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED!!!!” scene for an hour.

My God. How has this guy not ended up on a missing persons report? This is the Teamsters!