I wonder if anyone at The Onion has trained an LLM on the entire Onion archives and set it loose.

I think this is a funny idea

Blue sky ratio lol

I wonder how long someone can give you a swirly before a risk of drowning arises.

Eh, nah. It's not just that LLMs are bad at what they do; it's that they eat and breathe electricity. It's not worth broiling the entire planet for a cheap joke. But I guess if one day there truly turns out to be no hope left for mankind, you might as well go out with a bang.

Hurr durr durr, humor. Durr durr.

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed

Alt: Animated gif of Lieutenant Data, laughing in an inhuman fashion.

That would suck shit

Wow someone doesn't understand why comedy writers start a website like The Onion. Spoiler alert: it's not so they can sell ads and not write jokes.

here’s a piece by anthropic’s claude AI. i don’t know their training set.

This idea is so bad I can only believe an LLM came up with it.