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Tobias Harris
@tobiasharris.bsky.social
Japanese politics analyst; author of The Iconoclast: Shinzō Abe and the New Japan; Chicago-born Cubs fan now living in DC; marathoner.
Substack: Observingjapan.substack.com.
930 followers406 following1.4k posts
Not the Onion: full page on school supplies that can double as body armor in an active shooter situation.
Can't wait to see the back to school discounts on THOSE supplies
God help us, we’re all living in the rejected first draft of an ‘80s Paul Verhoeven dystopia.
The fuck.
Isnt this more of a “before school starts” story? Maybe they thought this semester would be magically different, and after a few weeks they were like “oh, I guess we need to run that story”
And much like taking your shoes off at the airport, it's all theatre anyway.
gReATeSt cOuNtRy oN eArTh
One of the most dystopian elements of American society
Only in America. 😳😖😢😑
I guess to save your life, just put yourself in a backpack!
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Tobias Harris
@tobiasharris.bsky.social
Japanese politics analyst; author of The Iconoclast: Shinzō Abe and the New Japan; Chicago-born Cubs fan now living in DC; marathoner.
Substack: Observingjapan.substack.com.
930 followers406 following1.4k posts