Applying product thought leadership techniques such as the Gartner Magic Quadrant allows us to discover opportunities in the market that our competitors could not even imagine

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Of all the words that should have a Z in them but don’t, “laser” is the biggest missed opportunity.

I can’t help it that synths are unnaturally cool / thank you!

New-ish recent-ish typeface release: joyride.studio/polycarbon/ (you can use the ridiculous code FONTSSS to get 20% off)

What idiot called it Uber XL instead of Van Hailin’

What idiot called it an onion quiche instead of egg ‘n thee scallion

in ancient rome they were called 1000&1000s

ME AT HOME: *notices a tiny water spot on a glass and puts it in the dishwasher* ME AT WORK: *drinks coffee from a mug that hasn’t been washed in 14 years*

[before the discovery of electricity] This eel is a witch