machinadynamica.com This site is so beautiful. It absolutely skewers audiophiles. I'm an audiophile myself, but that's far from the worst of my character flaws

I like how Paul Thomas Anderson's first movie got turned by the studio into a boring detective film, but when his second movie outed him as a colossal porno fiend, the studio was like "you do you, babe. You're the auteur"

I've heard of this with coffee, it's called the coffee nap. You chug a cup of coffee and go right to sleep. You wake up 20 minutes later and the caffeine is kicking in. Basically, what you're saying is I should get high at work.

Broken glass, everywhere People pissing on the stage, man, they just don't care Tired of screwing up, tired of going down Tired of myself, tired of this town

I do not understand pickling on a fundamental level

All my homies hate fatphobia, fuck fatphobia forever

Beginning of sophomore year at Berklee I was in the Joni Mitchell ensemble. One of the songs we were doing was "Help Me," and about a week into the semester the 9/11 attacks happened. The line "I've seen some high, high places come down to smoke and ash" felt a little poignant right then.

me bitching on bluesky instead of twitter as an act of harm reduction

I may be broke as shit, but any 16th century English peasant would fuckin piss themselves if they saw my spice cabinet

"You didn't come in yesterday. You took a sick day?" "Sure did, sick as hell." "Can I see your doctor's note?"