Not only is that not the best Godzilla table, it’s also not the best table to be released in the summer of 1998.

I want to say it took me six years but I finally took the fucker down.

I look at it this way, two more days for Lindor to get fully healthy.

This wins best skeet today👇

My nominee for New Yorker of the week.

The Mets better win this weekend b/c I just scored some tix for next week. Also, fuck Eric Adams.

C’mon Matt, that MRI machine was white. It was just taken into custody w/o shots being fired.

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Week 3 of the pinball league had us on the road against a fellow undefeated team. This one did not go as planned as we got thrashed 11-5. The venue being my personal house of horrors continued, as I went 0-3 on the night. We’re sitting in 4th place at 2-1 w/our archrivals coming next week.

The TD is a WPPRs whore so he’s all about “maximum value”.