Can the Supreme Court Make a Bribery Loophole So Big That Even Eric Adams Fits Through It?

Spoiler alert: he’s (nominally) a Dem, so they won’t even try

Please don't tempt fate.

thomas has to be incensed that he's been taking harlan crow's chump change for decades when turkey was willing to give eric fucking adams $10M

No, he’s a black Democrat

Unlikely. He's a "Democrat."

For a price.

Acting as former law enforcement?

Eric Adams is the Chuck Yeager of bribery

You better believe bribe-taker and lover Clarence Thomas is up to the job.