Yeah I'm from California and we did square-dancing. Not just in school. In public. Strangers watched us.

I wish I was a little bit taller m.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXZ...

Skee-Lo - I Wish

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Say hello to Ty Cobb

You know what I like? Tortillas! Corn, flour, I don't even care. Tortillas are always fun to eat and also fun to say

“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.” George Carlin

I wish I could go another day without "JD Vance" and "unearthed video" being in the same headline

Like, look at the flag.It's the opening scene in PATTON (which btw was ironic, fascists). You know the crowd, and you know his reasons. And you know that guy doesn't have a spare four thou. I mean I don't like Ed Sheeran but I don't have a pocket full of hundies to waste

I wish I could afford to do more things out of spite

Sit-down Ms Pac-Man, because using your legs is for suckers