Object permanence baffles these people. They wonder where you've gone when you cover your face with your hands. You could legit freak them out by pretending to steal their nose.

It has to be engagement bait. They can't truly believe this, can they?

To be fair, Big Fetty does look a LOT different with that mustache instead of the chin whiskers.

as a woman I can relate to feeling very differently about men when they cut off their beards

i finally understand why they are afraid of masks

Their obsession with Fetterman is creepy.

I had much less gray hair a decade ago and weighed about 30 pounds less. I MUST BE A DIFFERENT PERSON!!!!

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If you stole their nose, they will try to sue you for theft

If split-screen Fetterman is going to be A Thing on social media now, can it at least involve sea shanties? Soon may the Fetterman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum...

He's gained some of his weight back. You can tell in his face. Republicans are just incredibly dumb people. I know, I have a family full of them.