this moment is basically like if your doctor says you need a test to determine if you have a deadly condition or on the other hand, don't. but the hospital can't schedule the test for three weeks, and then there's a strong likelihood that you have to wait even longer for the results.

America gonna America.America gonna America.

my body already knows the results

"This expensive test will tell us what's wrong." It's inconclusive... "This different expensive test will tell us what's wrong." Also inconclusive... "This very expensive test will do it and we have an opening on the Tuesday after the heat death of the universe."

Oh god you’re right

Patient: “Doc, tell me straight. How long do I have” Doc: “5.” Patient: “Five what? Years? Months? Weeks?” Doc: “4. 3.”

Also there's a very real chance that even if you don't have that specific condition there's a different, faster acting, more violent condition that could be lurking, but you can't test for it until the first one comes back negative.

what can you do. we are all time travelers, but limited to one direction and at the same speed.

Absolutely bracing myself for Brooks Brothers Riot 2.0. November's gonna suck.

And the odds are 54/46 that you’ll be fine

oh yeah mister smarty pants watch me go nap for a month!