Scientology puts out the dopest videos about how great it is to be a Scientologist, and we can only help them spread the word. ALSO: The IAS date is out, and we can hardly wait for the new Apostate Alex protest. And yes, there's a hype video for that, too!

VIDEO: You know what your problem is? You're not Scientology trained!

Before we get to the fun news about Scientology’s big gala in England, you have to see this slick new Scientology video that Apostate Alex forwarded to us.