Everybody’s got that one homie named Ben Whitman who caught a case in 2019 because he really likes smoking out 17 year olds

Y’all, this is why we NEED to address the hypocrisy problem that’s been present in the spider community

Her children’s middle names are the Musicals she’d most recently beaten their father off at. Her firstborn is named Sherman KinkyBoots Boebert.

My buddy met Spooky Reuben at a party at Wicked Leonard’s trap house

Carnival style ‘Guess Your Weight’ game but for microplastics

Every trip report on Erowid is a guy who’s taken four Vicodins, a joint, half a bottle of blood pressure medication and an evil East Asian drug no one’s ever heard of before and then says something like “T+2:00, I domt feel abyibg”

It’s so funny that zoomers engage with art in the exact same way as 18th century American ministers and politicians

So tragic that our society has forgotten its sense of wonder and whimsy (and slavery)

Bringing my stupid ass son to try the miso glazed julienned asparagus at ‘Le Straw’