8. Fleshlight Quickshot Launch...

7. At the moment, my biggest fantasy is a nice getaway with my wife and no kiddo to interrupt grown-up talking.

6. About once a day, unless the mood hits, then who knows... 😇

5. I write and have voiced erotic stuff and share lists like this—that is probably the most of it. I try to watch my language now but just because of kiddo. No lewds floating around me unless you can find some old Polaroids from the early 00s that I think are burned now.

4. My wife, they aren't usually lewd. But just the other day she was clothes shopping at Torrid while I was working and sent me photos as she tried stuff on to get my feedback and 😍 reactions.

I thought that might have been the case. It's what popped into my head the first time I saw your screen name.

3. I'd like to say I don't have a type, but my wife informed me that I do a while back. I tend to like curvier or heavier women who are a bit nerdy, but glasses are always a plus. I'm usually more attracted to personality than looks. When I was younger, I tended to like them older. 🤷‍♂️

2. Switch, I don't have a preference and like changing it up. Variety is the spice of life... 🤣

1. Hahahaha! Nope, and I have the kid to prove it.

How did everyone pick their username? I was pretty emo in my early twenties. I always had the little devil on my shoulder telling me to do the wrong thing but rarely listened. I had to make a screen name for something and I didn't want to use my usual. Thus TornConflict was born..