Suggestions to implement a "cerberus girl" to resolve this issue have led to three separate hellhound girls about to breach the gates, this was a very bad idea actually

Update: After breaching the containment zone the hellhoundgirls were found at a local game store, having sniffed out the core book of a tabletop RPG about supply chain management in a world with functioning rail infrastructure. Our correspondent explains it's way better than 5E.