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Traitorous Alf
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Lead Writer on The Ashmore Herald zines. Miniature Painter, Dungeon Master and Judge, Wargamer, Loves to cook and bake. he/him Profile picture by JeriHoneywell
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The "Y'all" discourse got me like:

image of an alligator in a cowboy hat saying "rich or poor, all y'all taste the same"
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Our GM said "it's likely you would have whatever mundane adventuring gear, I just wrote down the magical stuff. So when I tried to contain a Ghost in a circle of salt he said he liked the idea, but said something like "Remember these don't play by the same rules." He shut me down instead of "yes &"

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I think the biggest eye opening to the idea that no edition of D&D is better than another has been Gen Con TV's panel series on the editions. They're all fun, they all have their quirks, they're all an excuse to hang with friends and pretend to be an elf. The other was this weekend when I played 1e.

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That just because I play 5e that I'm some baby that doesn't understand "old school crawling" and also on the flip side because I like DCC/OSE/Other iteration of the dragon game that aren't 5e that I am an antagonistic DM. Y'all, I just like playing TTRPGs with my friends, they're just mostly D&D.

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JJass.golf

*wistfully* man...you really COULD do anything at zombo.com....

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So at 7:20 I drop. I tell the GM thanks for running I had fun, hand my character to the cleric who has been stunned by Power Word Stun and go get some dinner. After dinner I ran into the wizard and asked how it went. I left 20 minutes too soon, but the party was successful and defeated the lich.

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We dispel his magic, silence his throne room, but he keeps innately teleporting around. Combat keeps getting bogged down by this house rule? where he breaks movement into the segments so every player's action takes 10x as long to resolve. It's 7:15 and we pin him in a room. I can't get in...

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At this point I step out to pee and come back to the door open. One of the players has to leave to prepare for a show he's in, but it's time to face the Lich. He uses some bullshit on us, I lose my +2 ring of protection because I failed a lightning bolt save.

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None of us have anywhere to be (I haven't had real food since breakfast but I wasn't hungry), so we pressed on thinking it would be over soon. We get stuck at another magically locked door... And have to spend time trying to figure out how to open without Knock which we used earlier...

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I'm speeding this up because honestly time was beginning to run out and we weren't going to beat the lich in time. Eventually we fight 9 skeleton warriors (a player looks over at me and goes yeesh these are a 15HD monster). We have little trouble with them but it's 6pm.and our slot has run out.

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Traitorous Alf
@traitorousalf.bsky.social
Lead Writer on The Ashmore Herald zines. Miniature Painter, Dungeon Master and Judge, Wargamer, Loves to cook and bake. he/him Profile picture by JeriHoneywell
55 followers59 following675 posts