Dan O'Brien formerly of Cracked (now a head writer for Last Week Tonight) wrote a great book called 'How to Fight Presidents', resulting in his 2nd Secret Service investigation. Second. The first was over a cracked video game article. SO what I'm saying is Elon better spend some time in a room.

I love Dan O'Brien and How to Fight Presidents is also a great book. To discover he got investigated for that book, just makes the book even better.

He will. But he’ll never talk about it cuz he’s a wuss and they won’t cuz it’s not their job to alert the public. Better to haul him up before Congress where we can all see… which of course will never happen 🥴

I'm pretty sure he won't. Unfortunately.

oh god what did he bleat?

Multibillionaires never have consequences that normal people do.

Please tell me I’m not the only person who’d pay any amount of money for recordings of Daniel O’Brien being grilled by the secret service…