Eric Adams to his legal counsel rn:

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Meet the newest Bluth!

There’s always money in the Turkish Banana Stand

It's cop brain. He was so used to going from the usual NYPD corruption to mid-level, do-nothing NYC pol corruption that he just assumed he could do what he always did as mayor. Shit, even his campaign was just a penny ante money laundering operation.

Omg this is perfect lol