I’ve been reading lesbian romance novels again, and that was a mistake. The yearning has ratcheted up to 13 🥵

Yes, I do go out in public looking like this. Why do you ask?

That’s an excellent tip!

Hi

Back to being the clockiest MILF in the school car line

I think she has me blocked or something, which is a shame because I just wanna talk.

Yes please

Gas a girl up while she’s gassing up her car at a very slow pump?

We got divorced anyway, so it’s all good. I found a different princess in another castle.

You’re never going to believe this…