Paranoia is also 40 and has always been deeply, deeply silly the Castle Greyhawk AD&D module is 36 years old and contains a level where you encounter the Three Stooges, Poppinfarsh the Dough Golem and Gummy Werebears cut that "everything has to be serious" business the fuck out plz

he discovered and captured the creature that lays the mcnuggets, but that's one he never tells. just goes quiet and gets a thousand-yard stare whenever the topic comes up

whatever will we do as a country without the products offered to us by multi-level marketing scams woe, woe to us all

dog: *looks cheerful, is having a minor panic attack rn* cat: *looks grouchy, is having the time of its life*

someone tell gaston these guys are really slacking w/r/t egg consumption i bet most of them don't decorate with antlers either

would you say you're ba da ba bop ba ba loving it

"i invented saying 'deez nuts'" -someone who is *definitely* telling the truth

they don't seem to be able to predict how much space the word "happen" is gonna take up on a sign, how good could their ability to predict something like a rapture be

does this mean that if you use this app you're gonna turn into a spider later on

most legacy sodas were originally marketed as patent medicines (and actually had drugs in em) so I usually give them a pass in this regard 7-up used to have lithium in it