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willie m
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three hams will thrill me
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A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
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Kirby is short for Kirbert. send tweet

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has JD Vance ever been over to Ray's

Ray, an anthropomorphic Scottish Fold cat wearing glasses, a chain and a black shirt, holding a martini in his right hand and a phone in his left, talking to an unknown party on the phone: "Let's just say there's a cumshot at my house, and i didn't put it there." "Well, yeah, I sort of want to know who did." "On the back of the couch.  Unmistakable.  About one foot up."  "I'm just sayin' it's rude, is all.  In fact, it's /pretty/ rude."
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break the law

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seriously if you are a crypto bro what the fuck are you doing on Twitter But For Leftists aren't there enough libertarian idiots to fleece on Regular Twitter

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I have to say, I didnā€™t expect America to decide it wanted a monarch three days before July 4.

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Just realized that switching the initial consonants around on Mark Twain's real first and last name gets you Clamuel Semens and I don't know what to do with this information

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bring back calling people "twerps"

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willie m
@trashmuppet.bsky.social
three hams will thrill me
37 followers29 following729 posts