That’s illegal!

Bzzt wrongo

President of the Former British Colonies of North America (and Associated Territories)

Wow, brag much?

Journalists took it personally that the right complained that they were always being fact checked (on account of them always lying but they skipped that part), and are trying to show they’re “fair” by “fact checking” the dems too

Oh shit, congrats!

Question: do curling stones count as balls?

This is just wild speculation, but I think it’s coming from the same part of his brain as “she just turned black”

America’s Dad, I’m so excited