So I was talking to my friend Dave, he's a General, about how to get better access to the press ...

So I was just bothering this shark in a local aquarium...

Can’t believe John Mulaney and Chappell Roan are doing SNL

Ella Emhoff ist auch eine Journalistin mit Tagesschau:

The leader of the Taliban, apparently

The 2024 McDonald's corollary: no prospective POTUS has ever lost a debate after having wolfed down a beefy double quarter pounder immediately before the event

Absolut richtig!