#WhiteCollar Actual dialogue: Neal: And as a precaution, I'll be accompanying Elizabeth. Peter: As my wife's husband. Neal: Yep. Diana: [incredulous gay laugh]

#WhiteCollar this episode contained El calling Neal sexy, Neal and Peter switching identities and body language, El being attracted to criminal plotting, Peter going to crime school, Neal wistfully watching Peter and El kiss, and Richard Schiff, but that welding scene is what's gonna stick with me