You can tell a lot by who follows but never likes.

The only kind of pro you can be by not putting in the work is a procrastinator. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

I’m kind of a big deal at this Olive Garden. *shrugs

Inflation but exclamation points.

Feb 14th is for lovers. Feb 15th is for lovers of half price candy.

Tuesday: who you calling fat?

Mr. Happy Face Hairy-balls.

Well it’s official! Excited to be teaching TV writing for @WritersProgram starting winter quarter! x.com/trevoromunso...

Actually have a hugely talented director reading a script during the traditional holiday dead zone this year, so that feels different.

Yeah nothing? No? Okay.