i think we should stop giving our ai bots female names (alexa, siri) and give them names from the old white boys club (john, james, chad) in honor of how overconfident and annoying they are even when they’re completely wrong or making stuff up

Can we also rename blockchain as blokechain to make it more accurate as it’s in reality a chain of techbros lined up like a human centipede.

They shouldn't have human names at all. They are crude machines and do not deserve names of thinking organic beings. Call them "XR-1" or some something.

I think @lizwfab.bsky.social wrote a literal book on this?

Can we make it all old southern names, like "ah shit, Beauregard is acting up again; I asked him how to match paint and after 15 minutes he was somehow talking about Israel"

How far do you think are the ai's from been aware of their existence, probably robot names would be good, othewise you gave them genres while named them #ArtificialConscience

Donald, Steve, Marco, Mitch...

Then, “Donald”. Or “Daffy”.

Also the iPhone “assistant” seems to be getting dumber and making more mistakes. Some days it can barely use its own navigation (“I found this on the web about navigating to Aldi”) Good time for a renaming.

I just don’t use them. It’s not that hard for me to type in the browser bar. I have the audio turned off on my GPS, too, because I can read a map.

Ooh! We should name them after podcasters!