My dog really does take after me. 😂

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Joker 2 is so bad that it has the potential to have a Cats (2019)-esque cult following, but I think as a world we’re all much too tired for that

Me deciding whether to go see “The Wild Robot” or a spooky movie tomorrow

The new Lady Gaga album (Harlequin) is like 99% broadway covers and jazz songs they play in Italian restaurants and I’m absolutely living for it

Every big theme park ride ever: “Thank goodness you’re here! We need your help!” “What are you doing here? It’s not safe!” “What a fine looking bunch of new recruits! Here’s your mission…” *You sit for 1.5 minutes* “You guys are heroes! Thanks for everything!”

Me believing they wouldn’t eat me because I’m a fan

I did a Star War 💛🩷

Best fren.

Just got a perfume sample with an online purchase that smells like the E. T. ride at Universal Studios but ✨s e x y✨