Dear Mainstream Media: If you didn’t have enough evidence already — Donald Trump has officially jumped the shark. He’s old, out of touch, doesn’t connect with average Americans, and desperate to make a buck to pay for raping and defrauding people. There’s your new narrative.

The new "Trump Golden Jackboots"

Laugh all you want but with those golden slippers, he can jump more sharks than anyone has ever jumped before in all the history of shark jumping. Big strong men with tears in their eyes will be saying, "Sir, please, no more shark jumping. You have jumped so many sharks, it's enough already."

Not everybody’s into gold toilet seats…

Also HE'S SELLING CLOWN SHOES.

tRUmp should do an ad modeling a pair of his new tennis shoes! I truly can’t picture it.