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tristan
@tristy.bsky.social
web dev constantly dreaming of the “giving it all up for farming” phase of life.
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Signed off work for a week due to wrist pain. Now to find hobbies that are mostly handless 🫠 maybe this will help my big break into reading.

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Me 10 minutes into any #baldursgate3 run.

A screen grab of Rosa holding a puppy from Brooklyn 99 except Shadowheart from Baldur’s Gate 3’s head has been photoshopped onto the puppy.

The text reads “I’ve only had Shadowheart for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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After three years of maining (and maiming) my own laptop for my day job I finally asked for a work laptop (they thought I already had one).

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The ants came for my maple syrup so I came for their EVERYTHING.

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Ahsoka (Limited Series, 2023)

Ahsoka (Limited Series, 2023)
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When you accidentally make the Maggi gravy so thick that even light can't escape it.

Patrick Bateman doing his 'ooh' face in American Psycho but he's being sucked in towards a bowl of gravy on a table behind him like it's a black hole.
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Sisyphus rolling that boulder up a mountain but Sisyphus is me and the boulder is the fucking bins
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Are we doing this one again for a bit?

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a picture of all five planeteers (from 'captain planet and the planeteers') holding up their rings, with the caption: 'But they were all of them deceived, for another Ring was made.'
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Reskeet with your favourite meme you’ve ever made

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tristan
@tristy.bsky.social
web dev constantly dreaming of the “giving it all up for farming” phase of life.
12 followers25 following30 posts