@bencollins.bsky.social Ben, Google is catching on

Happy Halloween! I hope my Jack O’ Lantern is not too terrifying

I felt a great disturbance in the Fandom, as if millions of Swifties suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Iconic shoes by century 20th: Chuck Taylors, Birkenstocks, Doc Martens, half Cabs, Louboutins, Air Jordans. 21st: Crocs Hm.

THULSA DOOM: Nice job raiding the village, guys. Tie the kids to that big wheel thingy and we’ll head out. WARRIOR CAPTAIN: Should we also give one of the enslaved children steroids and protein powder every day for the next 20 years? THULSA DOOM: I see no way this could backfire.

Guess I should post something good if I want people to follow me back!