The only thing worse than political theater is when people have little fanfictions about it

those tweets that were like "tim walz would fix my flat tire and pat me on the back and take me out for breakfast and be the wholesome uwu dad i never had" made me ??????

“The imaginary Tim Walz in my head would do this and that in the debate and then he and Vance would hold hands and skip down to a Caribou Coffee and share a latte and—“ please get a grip