Damn I been gone for a while, missed you bluesky 🖤

It’s Friday and the tween is screaming for dessert so I’m making brownies and the temptation to use “dada’s cannabutter” is growing with every swirl of the mixer

*daft punk voice*: naan more time, oooh h/t: @mortythenurse.bsky.social

I like to follow intelligent women (on here, not like, on the street) I need some smart men to balance it out, where my big brain bois at??

in the mornings the cat known as flubber purrs aggressively, on our chests, Wake up! Wake up and feed us, the purr says The cat then proceeds to sneeze systemically, wet flecks Unto my wife’s face then mine WAKE UP WAKE UP IT IS TIME

(Me, in my Jetsons-inspired space x roadster): is lemons good for you

now I’m watching a fella build a shelter in a forest with rudimentary tools whilst nursing a 4th whiskey sour, bye

in case you can’t tell I’m in a good mood having taken an ounce of ketamine to emancipate my consciousness from the stresses of Tuesday and to celebrate my pareidolia diagnosis in equal fashion

watching the don lemon/nemol musk interview and wondering quite strongly how someone who uses the pejorative “illegals” got so wealthy

three little faces in the wall, each with their own story to tell