VP Harris keeps calling him “Coach Walz,” Tommy Tuberville is shaking and crying and throwing up like someone just asked him to name at least five US states.
To be fair there are more than five SEC schools with state names. But I bet he couldn't name five states outside of the conference and might name Notre Dame if asked to.
Just for fun, I'll name five states, none of which share any words with my states name. Nevada. Ohio. California. Wyoming. South Dakota. Wait, I feel like a Dakota is cheating, since there's two of them. So, Uh, Maine.
Tommy T. ? No one cares what he thinks. 😵💫
He can’t even name the SEC teams in his home state let alone the names of five other states.
Making the point that Tuberville being Like That is not, in fact, a reflection of football coaches writ large, he's just Like That
Tommy tuberface proudly announcing he wasn’t a racist because he’d “DEALT WITH more minorities than EVERYBODY in this building.” First, he has not dealt with more minorities than “everybody” in the building. That’s just stupid. Meant ‘anybody,’ still wrong. Second, that sounds kind of racist.
Oh god I would LOVE to see him try to pass the US citizenship test.
"Uhhhh, Mississippi State. Michigan State. Washington State. Ummmmm, Oregon State. Damn it. I know I'm forgetting one."
*Five US states not in the SEC.