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January 1 2001?

On my way

a woman is driving a car with the hashtag supertroopers on the dashboard

ALT: a woman is driving a car with the hashtag supertroopers on the dashboard

Proof how much better it is than Midway

Wow, what I love about this is how it all really happened and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

All my chickpeas are dry, I'm cooked

Being this hot will only ever be a dream for me

a man in a blue shirt is holding a gun in his hand and looking out of a window .

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding a gun in his hand and looking out of a window .

This is serial killer shit

Oh, this is awkward....I made breakfast for you too

Exactly!