Need massages all around so bad. Getting old sucks.

Forgot my no-ouch gummies today

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #335,281!

Had to draw something up just because, RIP James Earl Jones.

“Happy Labor Day! Spend 9 hours standing on hard concrete doing customer service you stupid peon!”

Going for that “have you seen my wife?” ahh fit for this autumn

If y’all want to know how things have been going for the last three days for me, look up on YouTube a compilation of Samara Weaving screaming in the movie Ready Or Not.

Whomever made Nerds Gummy Clusters deserves the Nobel Prize. Time Person of the Year.

Already spotting pumpkin spice stuff going onto the shelves at my workplace, and am I insane but autumn/halloween becoming the new Christmas creep? And this is coming from a certified lover of Autumn/Spooky time.

“Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There are outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of about ten people. Victims were apparently... eaten.” The Spencer Mansion incident happened 26 years ago, tonight. Happy Resident Evil 1 Day!

Chris Redfield Jill Valentine GIF

Alt: Ending to Resident Evil 1 Remake. Jill Valentine resting her head on Chris Redfield’s shoulder.