Think of it this way, now you have an alibi with a time stamp in official writing!

Pretty sure this is the comic that made me say, "Oh I gotta see more" and clicked Follow

That last panel is so perfect LMAO

I would more than love to say no, But I am sadly Black in a red state so the police force here are literally the KKK

A bit.

it was embarrassing how long i had to think when i was asked if i had a rewards card today

litle scroll

The reminder of your sins(?)

And then they bring it out on a forklift and all you bought was some ice cream and nail clippers.

This happens to me all of the time.