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Tyler King
@tylerking.bsky.social
General malcontent. Ghostwriter. Author: THE DEBT, RIOT STREET (Hachette) Agent: Kimberly Brower, Brower Literary tyleraking.com She/her 🇨🇴
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TKtylerking.bsky.social

Why are these the only two choices?!

SPACE®

Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say

(A white person’s hand holds a small dark cube in their palm.)
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Oodense.bsky.social

Out of the only three renewable space resources, it’s not like you are going to go with whale sperm, though, are you? I thought everyone agreed on that. Ergo, human blood or potatoes. Take your pick.

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Ppeoriabummer.bsky.social

Minecraft got real fucking weird.

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LSleosmith.bsky.social

Who's idea was it anyway, to see if human blood would make good space bricks. And then, if it did turn out that human blood was good at making space bricks. What was the plan then?!

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CHchardle.bsky.social

If you’ve ever left a pan too long after mashing potatoes you know exactly how strong potato starch bricks are going to be.

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SMguncelawits.bsky.social

I will buy tickets to every film in the potato-vampire / chupapapa franchise

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PPpirjapaa.bsky.social

And who funded this study?

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BSsays-rights.bsky.social

You would be surprised how often this is the case

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Ppancakesbiryani.bsky.social

I have so many questions....

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Ttompaleo.bsky.social

In space, no one can hear you being mashed, or roasted, or baked au gratin for that matter.

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GOisomorphism.net

<confused> What else would you make them out of

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Tyler King
@tylerking.bsky.social
General malcontent. Ghostwriter. Author: THE DEBT, RIOT STREET (Hachette) Agent: Kimberly Brower, Brower Literary tyleraking.com She/her 🇨🇴
2.8k followers1.1k following4.2k posts