Make America grotesque again.

It's a shame that you have to shift from SI units to inches at the end. 😐

It just goes to show that she's pulling her “information” out of her backside.

What? No interruptions and subject changing? Are we sure this is Fox? ;P

Sometimes, i'm not sure if he's a boob or a troll.

They're creepy.

I wouldn't say that they're COMPLETELY different, but they ARE different.

My housemate likes runny oatmeal. Does the count?

Anatomically incorrect (anus ≠ rectum), but funny. :)

I like cauliflower, so i'm fine with it as pizza crust. And i don't think it tastes anything like broccoli—which i also like.