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It's a ๐‰๐ข ๐’๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐‰๐ฎ๐ง๐  - ๐€๐ง๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐–๐ข๐ง๐ (๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’) type of day

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Mr beast gave 1,000,000 Draculas 1,000,000 pairs of height-increasing shoes but you aren't ready to contemplate or consider that?

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if PROTAGONIST had WhatsApp: ARCHANGEL: Head to the bottom of the Nerve Tower. CRYPT ANGEL: One silver bone! CRYPT ANGEL: Two silver bones! ARCHANGEL: I'm going to fucking kill you. CRYPT ANGEL: ONE BONE FOR GOLD THREE BONE FOR SILVER THREE BONE FOR GOLD ONE BONE FOR SILVER

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100% column A. I keep seeing screencaps of Facebook putting "recommended AI questions" under random posts

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dude I think they laced my blunt with toys I've been playing all day

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Slipped on an actual banana peel just now. And let me tell you: the hype is real

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me: Ok Jesus, what about when there was only one set of footprints in the sand? Jesus: I don't know ๐Ÿ˜ฆ That's scary ๐Ÿ˜จ

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seeing it from the side, it is so flat

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fatalistic mindset: "bugs fight 1000000 wars every second" positive reframing: "bugs win 1000000 wars every second"

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Dan
@ufovictim.bsky.social
I have 100 powers
52 followers69 following126 posts