It's a ๐๐ข ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ - ๐๐ง๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ฅ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ (๐๐๐๐) type of day
Mr beast gave 1,000,000 Draculas 1,000,000 pairs of height-increasing shoes but you aren't ready to contemplate or consider that?
if PROTAGONIST had WhatsApp: ARCHANGEL: Head to the bottom of the Nerve Tower. CRYPT ANGEL: One silver bone! CRYPT ANGEL: Two silver bones! ARCHANGEL: I'm going to fucking kill you. CRYPT ANGEL: ONE BONE FOR GOLD THREE BONE FOR SILVER THREE BONE FOR GOLD ONE BONE FOR SILVER
100% column A. I keep seeing screencaps of Facebook putting "recommended AI questions" under random posts
dude I think they laced my blunt with toys I've been playing all day
Slipped on an actual banana peel just now. And let me tell you: the hype is real
me: Ok Jesus, what about when there was only one set of footprints in the sand? Jesus: I don't know ๐ฆ That's scary ๐จ
fatalistic mindset: "bugs fight 1000000 wars every second" positive reframing: "bugs win 1000000 wars every second"