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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt
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dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
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“But doctor,” says JD Vance, despondently
Ooh, "clown" is good as the "creepy" part is implied as well!
@skullmandible.bsky.social evergreen.
They were ahead of their time.
Mmm facts
I feel like a more vulgar and modern version is "who is this couch fucker?"
@skullmandible.bsky.social you crushed it
Cackling
Evergreen tweet and I personally am on board with this. My one caveat is that I have a friend who's a former professional circus performer and she HATES it when I use "clown" as a pejorative. "Clowns are amazing!" she says. "Noble artists! It's not an insult!" I do it anyway.
Should have said that the first time we saw the Orange Turnip come down the escalator.
SP
Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
15.5k followers400 following8.6k posts