Welcome!

a man wearing a black shirt and a wayne 's world hat smiles

ALT: a man wearing a black shirt and a wayne 's world hat smiles

Kinda dealing with a migration wave over here in social media land

Nice to see you here too!

100,000 follows in two days is ambitious, but if anybody can do it, I think you can

Then you will have to consider alternatives

How fast can you get there?

Strawberry horse?

Just fill up one page with names as randomly as you can manage. Try to not overthink it. (I know that's a big ask.)

At least the classic Marathon games are free on Steam now

Make a list of sexy fictional men that you wanna boink on a piece of paper. Cut each name apart into slips. Toss them into a container. A hat is traditional, but a box or bag will do. Pull out one of the slips and draw whoever is named on the slip.