To mark the end of Pride, all gay zombies have been incinerated.

You can't spell Weaponized Biodiversity without "diversity". Happy Pride to all our remaining employees.

Please remember to refer to the Global Viral Saturation and Mutation Test as a Customer-Focused Wellness Framework in external comms.

Due to recent events, retinal scanners will now require eyes to be attached to the appropriate staff member.

we released the Pride Moth, sir, just like you asked

edwards: We destroy a lot of documents for a peacekeeping force. johnson: Oh look out, fellas. EDWARDS is concerned about the moral implications of evidence destruction! johnson: What next? Refusing medical help to the infected is bad? Killing civilians is bad?! johnson: Grow up.

Proposal to attach sponges to the feet of outbreak victims so their undead shambling will clean lab floors and save on sanitation team costs. Pending board review.

Dr Birkin has requested that staff avoid sharing his "assassination coordinates" (which lab bathroom he uses for big dumps).

product rollout would go so much faster if we didn't have to ask the four sinister lords of Castle Bloodwrath before every funding approval process [user has been summoned for this post]

User feedback shows customers are very positive about the taste of Umbrella's new Milkshake Flavoured anti-inflammatories, but unhappy with some side effects (belly mouth, scales, prehensile tail).