Elmo diapers, but the Elmos are from 2000s flash games where you kill Elmo.

I'm gunna GETCHA!

In this context, I’m talking about my sexual interests

Man, I can only stand to see so much ass kissing...

I need to cut out some fake friends who only want to vent their horny thoughts at me, and ignore me when I talk about my interests.

I might get a WFH job, and you bet your ass I'm going 24/7 if I get it

reminder that my skunk spray smells like cigar smoke, cognac, and old man cologne.

*stinks*

Dude, it rocks that I post a messy video here and it gets ~20 likes, as opposed to ~800. I'm not even being sarcarstic.

How I feel about the motorcyclist scene.