Heart racing, I run, the slapping of webbed feet just behind me. I stumble twice, but reach the car and slam the door, howling in triumph. Turning the key, I’m greeted with a dry clicking sound. The blood freezes in my veins. From outside the window, I hear a dark, throaty laugh.

Your goose is cooked!

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Jjeffw.bsky.socialSep 10, 2023 1:41pm

I did NOT fall asleep at the cinema, how dare you Karen?! I remember the film perfectly well.

beautiful, duke

He needs a snack.

Tell him to wind his neck in 😂