Soldiers seen here arriving before the infamous Battle of Baguettysburg.

I hate that not only do I probably know why they're using baguettes instead of rifles, but also that the baguette is nowhere near heavy enough to replicate the weight they should be training for...

Keeping the world safe from Wonder Bread

I hear they’re planning on taking Butter Hill.

Bread sticks at dawn... A duel.

I hope they've been well-bread.

-salutes-

War is pain.