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uncle knicknack
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never let a computer tell me shit
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i literally think about this stupid meme whenever anyone complains about anything now

Randall, there's crackheads outside.

We live in
An Era of some of the
greatest class disparities and injustices ever thrust upon the noble worker by The bourgeoisie

Your gona see crackheads outside
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CSbombsfall.bsky.social

I am the nepo baby of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

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UKuncleknicknack.bsky.social

feel like I should be able to Uno Reverse this one because reading kinda grandiloquent prose (Moby Dick springs to mind) has always been very soothing to my brain for what im p sure are Autism Reasons (also it whips, it's simply a very funny and good book)

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UKuncleknicknack.bsky.social

i got straight up accused of being a Catholic Cis Man once for even using the word 'canon', people will get so fuckin unhinged about justifying their only reading Chronicles Of Adjective And Other Adjective

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UKuncleknicknack.bsky.social

i just want to cut hair and draw little pigeons and rats and such and smoke weed. sorry if this offends.

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UKuncleknicknack.bsky.social

i have been extremely mentally ill for a couple months now and i am only just realising it is because i have been given a bunch of extra shit to do that is Not Cutting Hair when i only actually get paid when i am cutting hair

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UKuncleknicknack.bsky.social

i am sure working for a Big Chain Barbershop will also make me fucking insane but i think that is where i will be trying to apply soon bc i have simply burnt out on trying to work for Small Business Owners, gang

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UKuncleknicknack.bsky.social

Okay.

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UKuncleknicknack.bsky.social

you cannot be a leftist and also be a misanthrope! they are simply not compatible ideas

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"build smaller houses" does she think the people living in floodplains built their houses there personally

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uncle knicknack
@uncleknicknack.bsky.social
never let a computer tell me shit
70 followers179 following1.6k posts