my friends reading my posts like 5 minutes after i leave a coen bros double feature at theirs "why is he thinking about the devil's advocate r/n"

i do not know if i would call the devil's advocate good but it is very good for my soul to see al pacino be satan, yknow

i feel like people only remember the big god is a wanker speech in the devil's advocate but i have become more partial to the medium "everyone underestimates me (the guy who is definitely not satan btw)" speech

so often i would (faintly conspiratorially) say "yknow most off-licenses have The Cream For Sore Arses on the shelf, or behind the counter next to the ciggies at worst" without even bothering to radio lol

we had a slightly diff system at the supermarket i worked at ('display boxes' that you had to bring up to the till, so i could radio to the back for someone to get it) but also frequently so few staff that uh, we couldn't actually do that. just miserable for every single person involved

i knowwww livejournal actually sucked shit but this far removed from it i am always thinking "i miss livejournal...." (this functionality is one of the reasons)

bluesky mods let me write notes for why ive blocked someone bc my reasons run from "is literal fash" to "said lwxana episodes are boring"

union jack in the display name but definitely definitely not fash!!! no sir!!!!!!!

maybe he grew up to be the Cool kind of fight club liker (gay and trans)

the source i have is literally a book by vidal sassoon lol but my understanding is he basically invented modern haircutting, before he came along hairdressing was just that ('dressing' refers more to setting and styling than the actual cut)